Doctor Rey wakes up.
Picks up his case and his coat.
And with any luck,
He'll be on the next train home today.
I can't wait.

Many years ago
he became the talk of the town.
Everyone I know
has had the doctor around
Oh yes, he's the best.


(Chorus)
Think of all the money he makes.
You'll be poor but you won't be sorry.
You don't have to know what he takes, but
Overnight you will owe your life
to Doctor Rey
So go on, call the doctor.


Some people say
He's nothing more than a crook.
All along the way
he's broken every rule in the book.
But oh, you can't say no.


(Chorus)


(Instrumental Break)


(Chorus)
Think of all the money he makes.
You'll be poor but you won't be sorry.
You don't have to know what he takes, but
Overnight you will owe your life
to Doctor Rey
So go on,..

Think of all the money he makes.
You'll be poor but you won't be sorry.
You don't have to know what he takes, but
Overnight you will owe your life
to Doctor Rey
Doctor Rey
Doctor Rey
(Somebody call the doctor)
Doctor Rey